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I got caught stealing starbursts at Walmart when I was 12.  The thing is I had over $300 on me at the time.  I think I did it for the thrill, learned my lesson young, which was a good thing imo.

Yep. You're the only one.

I really can't remember the last thing I stole.  Man it's been years.

The last time I stole something was like 2 years ago. It was a bag of chips from 7-11.

Im such an idiot.

i used to do it just to see if i could get away with it.

last thing i stole (if my stoner brain serves me correctly) was a purse.

I had a ton of other shit to actually buy and i put this purse over my shoulder, as if it was mine, and paid for my other shit and just walked out with two purses (pursi?) on my shoulder. so observant those ppl are.

amymarie1967:

Yep. You're the only one.

I stole a big pot with a bluff the other day.  It made me feel bad, so I donked off my stack to punish myself.  I used to steal bases, but I'm too old and fat now.

I steal lighters in line at gas stations all the fuckin time...

somtimes not even on purpose...

Jaybone2315:

I didnt remember it until now when I opened the fridge.

But I stole a 6oz cup of Kozy Shack vanilla pudding while I was drunk and in Wawa last night. Im good for this about once or twice a year and its always for some dumb ass shit that cost less then $4.

Am I the only one?

Jaybone2315:

The last time I stole something was like 2 years ago. It was a bag of chips from 7-11.

Im such an idiot.

I'm thinking about stealing the interwebz from my neighbors house. Does that count?

what if I told you that in 2006 I stole things in that similar fashion 4 times.

what would be your witty comeback then?

R_U_Nuts:

I'm thinking about stealing the interwebz from my neighbors house. Does that count?

Pker4Dummies: